Ball pythons and burmese are the same!

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Hahahhaa, you may have had me sold at Princess if it meant she came with the snake!!!!

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I will check my inventory for anything with a princess inheritance, but if you take one of those the princes won't be alive to get the inheritance. If that is your thing no problem, we can ship her F/T.

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New goal for the week: fit "12 pack of feeder dolphins" into a conversation.

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New goal for the week: fit "12 pack of feeder dolphins" into a conversation.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!! Good luck with that!!!1

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New goal for the week: fit "12 pack of feeder dolphins" into a conversation.

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They are on a tray and vacuum sealed, right ?

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They are on a tray and vacuum sealed, right ?

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This is my first order, but I was told they are individually vacuum packed. I will follow up with a review after I receive the dolphins. Should arrive tomorrow, 10:30am

You could always feed them off to your toy breed grizzly bears... I heard they'll eat anything!

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You could always feed them off to your toy breed grizzly bears... I heard they'll eat anything!

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The Toys sure do.

But the teacups...sigh. They are so finicky!!

I heard they will take Koi, though!

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You could always feed them off to your toy breed grizzly bears... I heard they'll eat anything!

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Good thinking!!!

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The Toys sure do.

But the teacups...sigh. They are so finicky!!

I heard they will take Koi, though!

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Good to know!!

somebody, PLEASE tell me I where I can get a dwarf Great White shark. It will have to fit in my 55 gallon tank with my two Oscars.

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somebody, PLEASE tell me I where I can get a dwarf Great White shark. It will have to fit in my 55 gallon tank with my two Oscars.

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I've heard you can get them in China. They make everything in china [emoji57]


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Originally Posted by facepirte

For Sale: 1 super rare tea cup reticulated burmball python. He is a lemon blast breed. He could be yours for the low low price of eleventy billion dollars plus shipping.

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How much is shipping ?

You cant fight stupid...everyone knows that burms come from ball pythons x retics !

This thread is life. I was pretty upset when I first posted it but you've all made my week!

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I've heard you can get them in China. They make everything in china [emoji57]


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Well played

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Originally Posted by Ba11er

You cant fight stupid...everyone knows that burms come from ball pythons x retics !

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Makes sense, you get a similar colour as a ball python with the size of a retic


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Man, I was so caught up in my stupid ball python rating thread I missed this whole thing.

I just went outside to have me a smoke here in da 'glades and there was one of those burmball monsters swallowing an alligator whole. We better outlaw those ball pythons cause they are interbreeding with the burms and creating monsters. Those thing are gonna eat my dog and my kids.

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Man, I was so caught up in my stupid ball python rating thread I missed this whole thing.

I just went outside to have me a smoke here in da 'glades and there was one of those burmball monsters swallowing an alligator whole. We better outlaw those ball pythons cause they are interbreeding with the burms and creating monsters. Those thing are gonna eat my dog and my kids.

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I literally just belly laughed out loud.

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Originally Posted by JodanOrNoDan

Man, I was so caught up in my stupid ball python rating thread I missed this whole thing.

I just went outside to have me a smoke here in da 'glades and there was one of those burmball monsters swallowing an alligator whole. We better outlaw those ball pythons cause they are interbreeding with the burms and creating monsters. Those thing are gonna eat my dog and my kids.

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Just wait, eventually those burm balls will start to communicate and mate with the alligators. Then you'll have a real problem on your hands.


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Originally Posted by kxr

Just wait, eventually those burm balls will start to communicate and mate with the alligators. Then you'll have a real problem on your hands.


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Man, now I want a Burmballigator!!!!

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How much is shipping ?

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well since it is a boadile it requires a huge box that is expensive to ship but since it will be micro cornigator that I am shipping it will be very light weight so that will help with the cost.

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Man, now I want a Burmballigator!!!!

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Now that there is funny.

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This thread is life. I was pretty upset when I first posted it but you've all made my week!

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Im happy that people are enjoying this because it is starting to get difficult to not rehash these combos. On a side note I have recently started a gatersaurus rex project that will that will be epic.

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well since it is a boadile it requires a huge box that is expensive to ship but since it will be micro cornigator that I am shipping it will be very light weight so that will help with the cost.

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Split the shipping costs and I'm interested .


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Man, now I want a Burmballigator!!!!

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Na ..... I'll wait for the Hypo Pied Burmalligator , I think .


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Im happy that people are enjoying this because it is starting to get difficult to not rehash these combos. On a side note I have recently started a gatersaurus rex project that will that will be epic.

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Can I get a gatersaurus raptor Rex?


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Originally Posted by Zincubus

Na ..... I'll wait for the Hypo Pied Burmalligator , I think .


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In all seriousness I've always wondered what banana would look like in ball python hybrids. I think a banana carpall could be pretty cool


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Can I get a gatersaurus raptor Rex?


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I have a raptor het dactyl so if you dont mind it being able to possibly fly I can work on it, should be able to prove it out in the next 60 million years or so.

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I have a raptor het dactyl so if you dont mind it being able to possibly fly I can work on it, should be able to prove it out in the next 60 million years or so.

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I love this [emoji23]


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I have a raptor het dactyl so if you dont mind it being able to possibly fly I can work on it, should be able to prove it out in the next 60 million years or so.

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I hear the homozygous version is white with yellow eye racing stripes. Should make picking up girls on the strip easy.

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I have a raptor het dactyl so if you dont mind it being able to possibly fly I can work on it, should be able to prove it out in the next 60 million years or so.

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Let me know how that proves out. I'd like to breed yours with my tricera conda ray

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Originally Posted by JodanOrNoDan

I hear the homozygous version is white with yellow eye racing stripes. Should make picking up girls on the strip easy.

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Na , you'd need the albino morph for that surely .


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Let me know how that proves out. I'd like to breed yours with my tricera conda ray

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Surely that will simply dilute the breed and it's asking for trouble ...


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Originally Posted by Zincubus

Na , you'd need the albino morph for that surely .


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I was thinking of going onibla, that is opposite albino.... what has 2 thumbs and has the only onibla gatersaurus rex??? This guy...

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Originally Posted by zina10

Don't you know they grow to the size of their tanks ????

The only reason they are so small, is cause those dang reptile people keep em in those small tanks.

If ya just keep em in a big room, let them roam the house, and feed them fresh road kill, they will grow 20 feet long. They will.

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Fresh roadkill!!! that's a good one [emoji23]


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Now there is a subtle but extremely important detail y'all seem to be overlooking. He is in Puerto Rico!!!! Now I don't really care how accurate or inaccurate that was, I bet she parties like a rockstar and drink rum like a pirate, and I like that! [emoji23]


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I have a raptor het dactyl so if you dont mind it being able to possibly fly I can work on it, should be able to prove it out in the next 60 million years or so.

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Someone needs to take some of these ideas and make a sharknado type movie but with snakes. Like burmballnado or burmballigatornado. Perhaps RapDactylNado?? It would be epic. Of course only if tara reid agreed to star in it. Otherwise whats the point.

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Someone needs to take some of these ideas and make a sharknado type movie but with snakes. Like burmballnado or burmballigatornado. Perhaps RapDactylNado?? It would be epic. Of course only if tara reid agreed to star in it. Otherwise whats the point.

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Amazing.


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Someone needs to take some of these ideas and make a sharknado type movie but with snakes. Like burmballnado or burmballigatornado. Perhaps RapDactylNado?? It would be epic. Of course only if tara reid agreed to star in it. Otherwise whats the point.

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I have seen the thread in general, pretty sure we would be fine without tara reid.

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I have seen the thread in general, pretty sure we would be fine without tara reid.

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Yes but....ITS TARA REID!!!![emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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Yes but....ITS TARA REID!!!![emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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I guess... maybe im just numb from working around princesses all day.

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Tara Reid ?

Surely Charlize Theron !!?


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Tara Reid ?

Surely Charlize Theron !!?


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Oh, no. Charlize is much too classy for such a film. We need some one whose acting is delightfully terrible...


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Oh, no. Charlize is much too classy for such a film. We need some one who's acting is delightfully terrible...


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I second this. While i love me some Charlize, she actually knows how to act. We wouldnt want something like good acting to take away from this clearly plausible, cautionary tale of breeders gone wild releasing these terrible abominations on the populous.

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Im hurt, my hybrid ideas being put into a bad movie??? This should be a blockbuster film.

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I second this. While i love me some Charlize, she actually knows how to act. We wouldnt want something like good acting to take away from this clearly plausible, cautionary tale of breeders gone wild releasing these terrible abominations on the populous.

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Can the Ocala Cobra please have a cameo?


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Im hurt, my hybrid ideas being put into a bad movie??? This should be a blockbuster film.

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Bro you dont get any more blockbuster than tara reid!!!! Seriously tho with a name like RapDactylNado i think tara would be the only one to show up for the casting lol.

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Can the Ocala Cobra please have a cameo?


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Ill have to check, i think Tara has a rider that says she will only work with teacup variety cobras.

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Ohhh please include Anna Faris!!!! LOL And I would love to se Seann William Scott too.

Perfect cast for a burmgator rex tee cup trash story blockbuster [emoji23]


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