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  • 01-31-2009, 09:52 PM
    Bruce Whitehead
    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
    I have plans of boas and retics... I know when the time comes the reflex will turn to... "ok, so there is a snake attached to my *insert appendage here* now how do I get help and remove said snake calmly?

    :)
  • 01-31-2009, 09:57 PM
    nixer
    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
    when i had my retic it tried to bite my face man i caught it inches away and that snake didnt last long around here after that.
  • 01-31-2009, 10:01 PM
    JimmyBalls
    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead View Post
    I have plans of boas and retics... I know when the time comes the reflex will turn to... "ok, so there is a snake attached to my *insert appendage here* now how do I get help and remove said snake calmly?

    :)

    :rofl: that's pretty much what I did when I got bit....after the panick subsided, I was very anxious to find out how to get the 15 Ft retic's mouth off my leg and fast...and wasn't getting much help from my buddy who couldn't stop laughing.
  • 01-31-2009, 10:06 PM
    rabernet
    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead View Post
    I was logged off for the night and was checking water dishes before bed.

    My WC Katherine was busy busy busy... and I can see her lower jaw is looking dark.

    I wonder if it is newsprint, rub, or something else.

    This snake is very timid... but on occasion I get complacent because she is so timid.

    I reach in, take her in hand... hold her up the light... and am kind of turning her around in my hand trying to get a better look at her chin.

    Suddenly in slow motion... she darts out and I can see it like a bad Matrix remake. Full open 180 degree open face coming at me, I pull a Keanu and turn just enough and she just grazes me.

    Had I not moved she would have hit me right between the eyes.

    Of course as it is happening I am completley calm. I do not react, I do not drop her, I am the poster child of preparedness... then I put her down, leave the room, and go to light a smoke and what do you know...

    ... my hands are shaking. :)

    Amazing the reflexes we develop isn't it?

    Hahahahaha! So - what was on her chin? :P
  • 01-31-2009, 10:23 PM
    Bruce Whitehead
    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
    heh... I actually am not sure. Almost my blood. :)

    We are going to have another look tonight when I change out her tub. I think it is newsprint... but it could just be "BRUCE BAIT!!!".
  • 02-01-2009, 06:16 AM
    SecurityStacey
    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by azpythons View Post
    DAMN


    I WOULDA got bit right on the nose.

    Me too.

    Good ninja skills Bruce! :ninja:
  • 02-01-2009, 03:28 PM
    Stewart_Reptiles
    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
    :rofl:

    You should see me and my matrix moves ;)
  • 02-03-2009, 01:46 PM
    iCandiBallPythons
    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
    I have a sick sense of humor... I dunno what it is about someone getting bit but I die laughing everytime.. I swear Karma is going to haunt me one of these days.lol
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