Vote for BP.Net for the 2013 Forum of the Year! Click here for more info.

» Site Navigation

» Home
 > FAQ

» Online Users: 1,026

1 members and 1,025 guests
Most users ever online was 47,180, 07-16-2025 at 05:30 PM.

» Today's Birthdays

None

» Stats

Members: 76,067
Threads: 249,217
Posts: 2,572,782
Top Poster: JLC (31,651)
Welcome to our newest member, Inky Clouds
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 18

Hybrid View

  1. #1
    BPnet Veteran Bruce Whitehead's Avatar
    Join Date
    10-28-2007
    Location
    Montreal, Quebec
    Posts
    4,345
    Thanks
    1,002
    Thanked 1,111 Times in 629 Posts
    Images: 23

    Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)

    I was logged off for the night and was checking water dishes before bed.

    My WC Katherine was busy busy busy... and I can see her lower jaw is looking dark.

    I wonder if it is newsprint, rub, or something else.

    This snake is very timid... but on occasion I get complacent because she is so timid.

    I reach in, take her in hand... hold her up the light... and am kind of turning her around in my hand trying to get a better look at her chin.

    Suddenly in slow motion... she darts out and I can see it like a bad Matrix remake. Full open 180 degree open face coming at me, I pull a Keanu and turn just enough and she just grazes me.

    Had I not moved she would have hit me right between the eyes.

    Of course as it is happening I am completley calm. I do not react, I do not drop her, I am the poster child of preparedness... then I put her down, leave the room, and go to light a smoke and what do you know...

    ... my hands are shaking.

    Amazing the reflexes we develop isn't it?
    Praying for Stinger Bees

  2. #2
    BPnet Veteran llovelace's Avatar
    Join Date
    12-10-2008
    Location
    South Florida
    Posts
    7,835
    Thanks
    420
    Thanked 1,864 Times in 1,703 Posts
    Images: 4

    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)

    Great reflexes, glad you weren't tagged
    Check out what's available at


    "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." - Gandhi

  3. #3
    BPnet Veteran Bruce Whitehead's Avatar
    Join Date
    10-28-2007
    Location
    Montreal, Quebec
    Posts
    4,345
    Thanks
    1,002
    Thanked 1,111 Times in 629 Posts
    Images: 23

    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)

    My one snappy girl Linda has trained me well.

    That and dodgy baby BPs this season heightened my spidey senses.

    Bruce
    Praying for Stinger Bees

  4. #4
    Registered User azpythons's Avatar
    Join Date
    01-12-2009
    Posts
    465
    Thanks
    77
    Thanked 34 Times in 31 Posts
    Images: 10

    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)

    DAMN


    I WOULDA got bit right on the nose.

  5. #5
    BPnet Veteran Shadera's Avatar
    Join Date
    07-27-2008
    Posts
    1,735
    Thanks
    717
    Thanked 538 Times in 376 Posts
    Images: 4

    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)

    Had I not moved she would have hit me right between the eyes.
    I darn near spit my coffee all over the monitor. I could just picture getting it right between the eyes. WHAP!
    `*`

  6. #6
    BPnet Veteran Melicious's Avatar
    Join Date
    03-29-2006
    Location
    Fairfax, Virginia; Originally from San Antonio, Texas.
    Posts
    2,135
    Thanks
    120
    Thanked 236 Times in 207 Posts
    Images: 12

    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)

    Mad skills darlin'. -Grins.- My het. albino male has me trained well to watch him. I get so complacent with Ophi that I don't think. I need a few more snakes like him to wake me up some times. ^_^

    Glad you didn't get tagged.
    Melanie Ryan Seals

    2.2 Royal Pythons; Hadrian(het. albino), Lucius(het. hypo), Ophelia(normal) and Regan(het. albino).
    1.0 Homo sapien boyfriendidus; Nick AKA Daddy.s




  7. #7
    BPnet Veteran SecurityStacey's Avatar
    Join Date
    07-02-2008
    Location
    Spencerport, NY
    Posts
    836
    Thanks
    100
    Thanked 81 Times in 58 Posts
    Images: 1

    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)

    Quote Originally Posted by azpythons View Post
    DAMN


    I WOULDA got bit right on the nose.
    Me too.

    Good ninja skills Bruce!
    -Stacey

    1.0 Ball Python... Stanley (gotta start somewhere..)
    0.3 Mice .... Maui, Mango and Mai Tai, aka Satan's spawn
    1.0 Bunny Rabbit... William, aka Bill the Bunny, aka Bill-Bo

    "Honos Habet Onus"

  8. #8
    Registered User JimmyBalls's Avatar
    Join Date
    11-13-2008
    Location
    Over there
    Posts
    251
    Thanks
    31
    Thanked 53 Times in 53 Posts
    Images: 3

    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)

    It's the element of surprise that gets me every time...I've been carrying around a Bite Me sign since I was a child...seems like every time I let my guard down my snakes give me a little reminder...last year my buddies retic got a taste of my leg which made me really appreciate the fact that my biggest snake at this time is a BP .

  9. #9
    BPnet Veteran starmom's Avatar
    Join Date
    12-08-2007
    Location
    Oregon
    Posts
    5,194
    Thanks
    147
    Thanked 291 Times in 251 Posts

    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)

    Way to go Bruce! Awesome reflexes!!
    My boa Zelda taught me well to move fast


    ~~McKinsey~~
    "Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
    ~The Little Prince; Antoine de Saint Exupery

  10. #10
    BPnet Veteran Bruce Whitehead's Avatar
    Join Date
    10-28-2007
    Location
    Montreal, Quebec
    Posts
    4,345
    Thanks
    1,002
    Thanked 1,111 Times in 629 Posts
    Images: 23

    Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)

    I have plans of boas and retics... I know when the time comes the reflex will turn to... "ok, so there is a snake attached to my *insert appendage here* now how do I get help and remove said snake calmly?

    Praying for Stinger Bees

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v4.2.1