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Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
I was logged off for the night and was checking water dishes before bed.
My WC Katherine was busy busy busy... and I can see her lower jaw is looking dark.
I wonder if it is newsprint, rub, or something else.
This snake is very timid... but on occasion I get complacent because she is so timid.
I reach in, take her in hand... hold her up the light... and am kind of turning her around in my hand trying to get a better look at her chin.
Suddenly in slow motion... she darts out and I can see it like a bad Matrix remake. Full open 180 degree open face coming at me, I pull a Keanu and turn just enough and she just grazes me.
Had I not moved she would have hit me right between the eyes.
Of course as it is happening I am completley calm. I do not react, I do not drop her, I am the poster child of preparedness... then I put her down, leave the room, and go to light a smoke and what do you know...
... my hands are shaking. 
Amazing the reflexes we develop isn't it?
Praying for Stinger Bees 
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Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
Great reflexes, glad you weren't tagged
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Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
My one snappy girl Linda has trained me well.
That and dodgy baby BPs this season heightened my spidey senses. 
Bruce
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Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
DAMN
I WOULDA got bit right on the nose.
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Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
Had I not moved she would have hit me right between the eyes.
I darn near spit my coffee all over the monitor. I could just picture getting it right between the eyes. WHAP!
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Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
 Originally Posted by azpythons
DAMN
I WOULDA got bit right on the nose.
Me too.
Good ninja skills Bruce!
-Stacey
1.0 Ball Python... Stanley (gotta start somewhere..)
0.3 Mice .... Maui, Mango and Mai Tai, aka Satan's spawn
1.0 Bunny Rabbit... William, aka Bill the Bunny, aka Bill-Bo
"Honos Habet Onus"
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Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
It's the element of surprise that gets me every time...I've been carrying around a Bite Me sign since I was a child...seems like every time I let my guard down my snakes give me a little reminder...last year my buddies retic got a taste of my leg which made me really appreciate the fact that my biggest snake at this time is a BP .
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Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
Way to go Bruce! Awesome reflexes!!
My boa Zelda taught me well to move fast
~~ McKinsey~~
"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
~The Little Prince; Antoine de Saint Exupery
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Re: Just when you get lax... a snake tries to bite you in the face. :)
I have plans of boas and retics... I know when the time comes the reflex will turn to... "ok, so there is a snake attached to my *insert appendage here* now how do I get help and remove said snake calmly?
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