Meet Chuck Norris!

The name just reminded me of the Chuck Norris jokes that were going around work the other day.

Chuck Norris chug a gallon of Milk and not throw up! LOL

Nice looking snake BTW

Thanks. After I posted this someplace else, someone started the big list of Chuck jokes.LOL
I'm stoked, he took f/t for his first ever meal.....pretty sweet!

Waltah,

He's awesome! In honor of Chuck, some friends at work and I pitched in to make a couple of Chuck Norris (the snake) list items...

1. Chuck Norris (the snake) doesn't constrict his prey- the air flees its lungs on its own... out of fear.

2. Chuck Norris (the snake) doesn't slither- he sits in one spot and the earth rotates under HIM.

3. Chuck Norris (the snake) doesn't hide in his plastic bowl- he waits.


:snake::snake:

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Originally Posted by Swingline0.0.1

3. Chuck Norris (the snake) doesn't hide in his plastic bowl- he waits.

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haha nice one

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Originally Posted by Swingline0.0.1

Waltah,

He's awesome! In honor of Chuck, some friends at work and I pitched in to make a couple of Chuck Norris (the snake) list items...

1. Chuck Norris (the snake) doesn't constrict his prey- the air flees its lungs on its own... out of fear.

2. Chuck Norris (the snake) doesn't slither- he sits in one spot and the earth rotates under HIM.

3. Chuck Norris (the snake) doesn't hide in his plastic bowl- he waits.


:snake::snake:

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That's GOLD!!!

Congrats on that pretty baby! Hopefully he won't be stunted like his mom!



:rofl: ^ Joke!