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  • 07-02-2013, 10:38 PM
    4theSNAKElady
    Re: Funny Story
    omg....gorilla glue and super glue??? That sounds like something my husband would do.....he is a TOTAL redneck lol.....but hey, whatever works that's cheaper than the ER.
  • 07-02-2013, 10:39 PM
    sho220
    Re: Funny Story
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    Originally Posted by MootWorm View Post
    Ummm isn't gorilla glue the stuff where you have to clamp the two objects( or pieces of flesh, in your case lol) for like two hours?? How the heck did you swing that? Unless they've changed the formula since I've used it :)

    That's what I was thinking...Gorilla Glue used to take a while to set, and it would kind of foam up and kind of expand as it dried.
  • 07-02-2013, 10:48 PM
    dillan2020
    they have the glue that foams up when it dries but they make a clear crazy glue super glue as well. branching out the brand I guess. they make a gorilla glue duct tape too.
  • 07-02-2013, 10:50 PM
    BrandiR
    Re: Funny Story
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    Originally Posted by Annarose15 View Post
    Admit it, Brandi, you just wanted an excuse to show a little leg! :-P

    Ruiner.
  • 07-02-2013, 10:56 PM
    Mike41793
    Funny Story
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BrandiR View Post
    So...how the crap did you apply loads of it to an open wound and not have this kind of suffering??

    I have a story that applies here, i just can't share it on the forum.
  • 07-02-2013, 11:25 PM
    4theSNAKElady
    Re: Funny Story
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mike41793 View Post
    I have a story that applies here, i just can't share it on the forum.

    Why not????!
  • 07-02-2013, 11:31 PM
    Mike41793
    Funny Story
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 4theSNAKElady View Post
    Why not????!

    It isn't forum appropriate. Only like half my stories are haha. :p
  • 07-02-2013, 11:32 PM
    MootWorm
    Funny Story
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BrandiR View Post
    No lie! About three weeks ago, I was gluing some crap at work with super glue and it wouldn't come out of the tube so I just squeezed harder. The glue shot out and landed on my leg, gluing my pants to my skin. I didn't really give a crap, I just continued what I was doing until....my skin started feeling hot. It seriously felt like someone was holding a branding iron to my leg! I got this nasty blister and everything! I'm going to have a scar.

    So...how the crap did you apply loads of it to an open wound and not have this kind of suffering??

    Maybe I can shed some light on this. The glue wasn't burning your skin, per se. It was a reaction with the cotton fibers in your jeans( assuming it was a cotton blend of some sort), which put out enough heat to blister your skin. Super glue can actually cause cotton to ignite. Normally, there isn't any burning sensation when used directly on the skin.


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  • 07-02-2013, 11:33 PM
    Mike41793
    Funny Story
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MootWorm View Post
    Maybe I can shed some light on this. The glue wasn't burning your skin, per se. It was a reaction with the cotton fibers in your jeans( assuming it was a cotton blend of some sort), which put out enough heat to blister your skin. Super glue can actually cause cotton to ignite. Normally, there isn't any burning sensation when used directly on the skin.


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    Only tight leather pants for Brandi from now on! Do I hear a def leppard tribute coming on...?!?!
  • 07-02-2013, 11:40 PM
    MootWorm
    Funny Story
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mike41793 View Post
    Only tight leather pants for Brandi from now on! Do I hear a def leppard tribute coming on...?!?!

    Problem solved!! Excellent solution IMO
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