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Six Gun Lewie
Six Gun Lewie they called him
Six foot forty with eyes a steely blue
Muscles as big as a Twenty Hand Ox
Hair as dark and thick, free to writhe and slither
As though the locks were snakes
Six Gun Lewie, friend of the friendless
Doer of Right
The man a man should choose to back him,
Be there plight or fight
Quick with a joke,
Might even be funny
Of one thing I warn you
And one thing alone
Don’t stare at the artwork
He has on his arm
Curses may befall you
As well as great harm
The Six Gun of legend
Of tales both false and true
Lives out its life there
Picked out, in Dark Relief, Green and Dark Blue
A warning to Bad Guys
And all of Ill Repute
That some are not victims
who hesitate to shoot
A guide a leader a Minion supreme
Faithful and honest and clean behind his ears
Steady and ready and strong he is too
Six Gun Lewie, my hat goes off
To You.
I may not be very smart, but what if I am?
Stinky says, "Women should be obscene but not heard." Stinky is one smart man.
www.humanewatch.org
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Re: Six Gun Lewie
As do I.
Applause!!!
BANG!
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Re: Six Gun Lewie
HAHAHA!!!! Wes man, You are the funniest man I have ever met. For reals man... I am honored lol
Lewie
0.1 Girlfriend
5.13 Ball Pythons
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Registered User
Re: Six Gun Lewie
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... This is great.
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Re: Six Gun Lewie
So creative Wes i love it
Tim Johnson
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BPnet Veteran
Re: Six Gun Lewie
I am impressed!! Sounds pretty accurate....
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Re: Six Gun Lewie
Originally Posted by Patrick Long
Who is Wes?
No one of consequence, consequentially no one, the guy your invisible girlfriend talks to when you disappear in a puff of smoke..... none of the above or all of them.....that guy that everyone knows someone who looks just like but can't remember the name of....you know, him.
I may not be very smart, but what if I am?
Stinky says, "Women should be obscene but not heard." Stinky is one smart man.
www.humanewatch.org
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Re: Six Gun Lewie
Originally Posted by wilomn
No one of consequence, consequentially no one, the guy your invisible girlfriend talks to when you disappear in a puff of smoke..... none of the above or all of them.....that guy that everyone knows someone who looks just like but can't remember the name of....you know, him.
Oh yeah that guy!!!
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