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    Re: "The talk"

    Quote Originally Posted by Ax01 View Post
    lol this meme is the truth!

    it makes me wonder. there are some radio stations around me that uses sound bites and sound effects including one called "turtle sex" it's actual sounds of turtles humping. it's funny and absurd but makes he question if they were really tortoises.

    I've read a few different times that the dinosaur noises in the Jurassic Park movies are actually tortoises during intercourse. Not sure if it's true, though.

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    I'd rather have my kids catch on to the birds and the bees though tortoises compared to what else is on the internet I guess lol.
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    Re: "The talk"

    Quote Originally Posted by craigafrechette View Post
    I've read a few different times that the dinosaur noises in the Jurassic Park movies are actually tortoises during intercourse. Not sure if it's true, though.
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    I'd rather have my kids catch on to the birds and the bees though tortoises compared to what else is on the internet I guess lol.
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    Re: "The talk"

    We went Egypt a few years ago and my
    Lad was youngish it that time and found these two tortoise in the hotel hilarious and at it all the time ,they was quite loud
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