How You Know You Are A Real Herper!

[nixer]

how about this one:

when you jump off a moving 4 wheeler to take a pic of a box turtle in the trail

when you rearrange furniture in attempt to make room for more racks

[Melicious]

When your closet is filled to the brim with reptile supplies and your clothes are stuffed in a box somewhere...

[gu1do24]

- someone asks what that is in your hair, you mumble "probably a urate" and then wonder why no one thinks that's funny

hahaha

[frankykeno]

I'm loving it! Come on folks, add some more of your own real herper lines LOL.

[DutchHerp]

not very funny, but,

-when you're on IM with your friends and they ask you what the **** is wrong with you when you tell them you have to thaw some rodents

[blackcrystal22]

When you go to a zoo.. and you continually walk down the aisles of snakes as if you were in a store.
I want that one, and that one, and ooh that one too.

[snakedork]

When you tell your mother she has new grandkids and then she says i don't wanna know. Or is that just me
when your on your break at work asking how many ASF, rats, or mice do they want. Then looking around to notice everyone looking at you. Shadi11 says it happens 2 often to her.

[snakedork]

When you go to a zoo.. and you continually walk down the aisles of snakes as if you were in a store.
I want that one, and that one, and ooh that one too.

Or when you notice you have more snakes then the zoo.

[Slim]

When two guys who have never met each other, talk on the phone for an hour about matching up their Balls, and it's not weird, eh, Mike

[Melicious]

When, as a woman, you ask a man if you can touch his balls, and he doesn't think you're loose with your morals. ^_^