No really, it was my snake. I love my male Pastel, Osiris, but he has a habit of peeing on me. I was sitting on the floor with my legs stretched out and crossed at the ankle. He was cruising in my lap and peed on me. It looked like I had wet my pants! I know the exercise he gets from being handled can stimulate him but does it have to happen so often? Normally I catch the muscle contractions and can move him in time, but not so much tonight.

A quick shower and change of clothes later and he was cruising all over me like nothing happened. Babies and snakes, you just never know if you'll be wearing the same outfit when you're done handling them.