Quote Originally Posted by snakedork View Post
Is that why all those tootsie rolls go in the garbage at our house about a month after holloween.
Yep ever since we got into snakes, that particular candy is not flinched from our kid's hallowe'en buckets....yewwww! (I'm lying of course, I adore tootsie rolls! )

WAY TO GET YOUR SNAKE TO TAKE A DUMP:

- put on your best clothes, ones that are brand new, very expensive and preferrably dry clean only, sit down with your snake on your lap

- hand your snake to a non-snake loving friend, assure your friend the snake will neither bite nor poop (this is also covered under the HOW TO GET YOUR SNAKE TO BITE lecture series )

- thoroughly scrub and disinfect your snake's home and feel terribly pleased about how nice and clean it looks and smells

- invite someone over to admire your lovely snake room, open a tub which you just cleaned, sigh, open another, sigh again, open a third....give up at this point, get out the poop scoop and hope the person doesn't now think you keep a dirty snake rack

- post on BPNet about how your snake has not pooped, spend hours gathering good advice, open the tub....sigh....go back to the computer and post..."never mind!"