I just got home from getting groceries at Wal-Mart. I normally don't grocery shop there but it was the only one open at 11PM. I got my reusables but had more groceries than can fit in the bag, so I asked for paper and the lady said, paper what?. I said, paper bags. And she said, I don't think we sell those. And I'm like, no, I want my groceries bagged in paper bags. And she said, Oh, we don't do that here.

There's only plastic in Wal-Mart! Interesting...