Wow. Nice attitude kid. Good luck with that. If you're the kinda person who likes getting taken on deals, then that's on you.
Don't get me started on my driving. I have over a million miles both accident and ticket free in a 40 ton vehicle over 70 feet long and almost 12 feet wide. I've driven more miles in a month than most people do in a YEAR. I don't speed. Not even one mile over the limit. Because I've seen too much senseless loss of life out there and it's just not worth it. It might also still be some of that rubbing off on me from when I was a police officer and just choose to obey the law. I don't make toast, so I certainly don't burn it.
Even a rank newbie can tell the difference between a mojo and a normal. Perhaps your breeder "friend" and yourself just deserve each other.