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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    I have better ones.......
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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    Quote Originally Posted by TooManyToys View Post
    I have better ones.......
    really?

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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    Quote Originally Posted by dreese88 View Post
    LOL that was good...but I win!
    Says you...
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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    My "Collection"
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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    My "Collection"
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    1 Russian tortoise
    R.I.P Veiled chameleon

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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    Quote Originally Posted by scarface2jz View Post
    great show...and love the SLJ face in there
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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    hahahahah... made me LOL so decided to post...

    I WIN !!!!!!!
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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    Quote Originally Posted by STORMS View Post
    really?

    Yes, really

    At the end of the tax year the IRS sent an inspector to audit
    the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to
    the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles.
    What do you do with the candle drippings?'

    'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to
    the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
    candles.'

    'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
    question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious
    way:

    'What about all these matzo (bread) purchases? What do you do with
    the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the
    inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
    'We collect them and send back to the manufacturers, and every now
    and then they send a free box of matzo balls.'

    'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
    the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'What do you do
    with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'

    'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi.
    'What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the
    Internal Revenue Service, and about once a year they send us a
    complete d***.'
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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    i guess i won...
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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    Quote Originally Posted by scarface2jz View Post
    i guess i won...
    Guess again

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