now i know i don't know much bu this is the way i always look at it

snake:
1. eats once or twice a week.
2. poops like once a month.
3. tank clean up is easy.
4. they don't bark,whine,cry,pee or poop on carpet,scatch the furnature,tear down the drapes,climb all over the counters when trying to make sandwiches, take half the bed up when trying to sleep,chew up your favorite shoes you see where i'm getting at... did i miss anything?