The last one to post WINS!

[Melicious]

Ahahahahahahaha!

http://www.citizensugar.com/2746207 Bush Sr. gets my vote. ^_^

[SecurityStacey]

Don't taze me bro!

[TooManyToys]

You might need a good tazing

[Bruce Whitehead]

Taze me sistah... and know that I won.

Bruce

[TooManyToys]

Drop the twinkie and slowly back away

[Earl]

Once again, back is the incredible
The thyme animal
The incredible d, public enemy number one

[STORMS]

Did someone say twinkie?????

[nixer]

Drop the twinkie and slowly back away

you made me choke on the twinkie i was eating when i was reading this.

[ev477]

A guy is driving around Wadsworth, Ohio and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some und ercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he's lying, he never did any of that stuff."

Hahaha, that's just hilarious

I win...

[TooManyToys]

Not so fast.....