Down here in Houston we have highly poisonous rattleheaded copper moccasins. They interbreed with green taipan boas to form dancing unicorns, which can be observed in spring when they try to join packs of coyotes.
Well do you mind if I camp next to your house so I too can witness the dancing unicorn spring forth into the pack of coyotes! It sounds beautiful!
Hey you guys shut up! I for one have a copper headed rattlesnake on its way...
He is also 27% het for pastel...
I got a heck of a deal on him only $25,000. I got him from one of them brokers from Mozambique, I also sent him $5,000 something about he is a millionare and the gov is after his money so he is going to send it all to me he just needed some good faith money.... or something like that.
WOW!! Thats a steal! Would you mind sending me his e-mail?