Then you should get off your b** and do it yourself Bi-weekly summer lawn maintenance is not that hard to do. Yes I said bi-weekly we don't skimp on chores around here, and that's a good thing. Or do as the poster above me advised, get the local kid to give you a hand and give the kid a few bucks, I personally don't mind doing it myself, but my kids do it for extra allowance money so...
My oldest boy is five (well was four during the summer), and already pushing the mower. It is a good father son time thing.