Quote Originally Posted by Earl View Post
I have a solution!

Buy a big jolly candy red fire engine and have it follow you around town, and everytime someone wants to debate ear cropping with you, you have them drink from the fire hose.

I have it on good authority that a fully charged hose can wash a whole pack of human beings 20-30 feet down the street and it will also give them a moment of pause.

That is my plan and I believe it will work.
I missed this. Even though that sounds like a fantastic plan, I'm afraid I don't have the money for one of those!