Quote Originally Posted by anatess View Post
OH, THIS IS THE GREATEST GIFT!!! Don't worry... I'm sure a lot of us in this forum can help you out with your first baby as well as your ball pythons.

For example, Advice #1: For the next 9 months, anything your wife says or does cannot be used against her in a court of law or anywhere else for that matter.
I'm making her take long walks and eat all her veggies now so I guess that she will be up agaist murder charges pretty soon