The best offer for a trade yet (as in WTF?)

[hoax]

I'd like to offer you a pair of alligator skin boots and a snakeskin bag for your super expensive rare one of a kind ball python

This is by far one of the funniest quotes ever!

I'm a Targeteer, so I kill bad guys for a living and break their stuff...no one wants to trade Ball Pyhtons for my skills. Fourtunatly, the Department of Defense pays me well enough so I can trade cash for snakes...The old fashioned way.

Dude there you go again talking about missiles and blowing things up...

I love you man!