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Thread: Slinky

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    BPnet Veteran Mindibun's Avatar
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    Slinky

    My dad sent me this e-mail today. Makes me glad the reptile stores don't use boxes like that.

    > Slinky
    > =======
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    > My brother adopted a snake named Slinky, whose most
    > disagreeable trait was eating live mice. Once I was pressed
    > into going to the pet store to buy Slinky's dinner. The worst
    > part of this wasn't choosing the juiciest-looking creatures or
    > turning down the clerk who wanted to sell me vitamins to ensure
    > their longevity. The hardest part was carrying the poor things
    > out in a box bearing the words:
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    > "Thank you for giving me a home."

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    Re: Slinky

    That's sad...

    I can't help but laugh though.
    Evan
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    Re: Slinky

    Hahaha, clever

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    Re: Slinky

    OMG!! roflmao!!
    Ok I am gonna give this a try ...
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    Re: Slinky

    I keep trying to petition Petco to make Chinese takeaway boxes for the rats and mice. (And I'm teasing; please don't take this seriously).
    Melanie Ryan Seals

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