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    Angry Every Single Time!!

    So I'm hanging out with Khai on the couch, had him out for maybs an hour. We're kickin back watching the History channel, when I think, "wow he didn't poop or pee on me this time yay!" and of course, these are the thoughts running through his head: "Mwuaha, she believes I won't get her! Here I go, sliding across her chest. Where is her cleavage? There it is! Wait for it, wait for it...*SPEW* BWUAHAHA." argh!! urates and urine all down my chest man, come on! Same spot every single time I have him out what's up with that! I took him out initially to clean up his poopies, and was hoping I'd be safe. I guess at least he didn't poop on me this time

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    Re: Every Single Time!!

    Lol, luckily mines an anxious pooper so I don't have to worry about that! ; )

    But it seems to me like you haven't been learning your lesson. Cleavage=releasing bowels so maybe you shouldn't let him venture there anymore.

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    Re: Every Single Time!!

    are you sure you arent stressing it out?

    corns have been known to "go" when they are handled and stressed to much.

    not saying that just cuz corns do it that bps will, but just a theory.
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    Re: Every Single Time!!

    i get stressed out too when i see too much cleavage

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    Re: Every Single Time!!

    Quote Originally Posted by hawaiianice99 View Post
    are you sure you arent stressing it out?

    corns have been known to "go" when they are handled and stressed to much.

    not saying that just cuz corns do it that bps will, but just a theory.
    I think there may be something to that. An hour seems like a long time to have them out of their comfort zone. Ball pythons are good learners. He may have figured out that if he poops on you, he gets put back in his enclosure ASAP. I would try shorter handling times and see if it stops.


    BTW- The most I ever keep mine out is 10-15 minutes tops and they've never 'gone' on me.
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    Re: Every Single Time!!

    I don't keep any of mine out for an hour either. And I also learn to look for the "bulge" before I handle. Bulging means I wait for another time to handle.

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    Re: Every Single Time!!

    Yea I don't handle anyone if there's a bulge in em. I never thought about it stressing him out, everyone else has always been cool while I have them out. He was actually laying just under the top of my shirt staying warm for a while so I decided I didn't wanna move him, but then he started moving and coming out of my shirt and peed all over me -.-

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    Re: Every Single Time!!

    my girl pytho like to get snuggled on my chest and get comfortable and use me as her personal porta potty so i feel yoour pain ....or should i say smell your stench!!

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