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Our intrepid explorer finds himself once more mired in the muck of the dark and dreaded, Estrogen Swamp.

Yes, Estrogen Swamp, the killer of many a fine man. Hearty hale men, a man's man kind of men, brought low, backs bowed heads hung low, looks of simple incomprehension plain to see up their puzzled brows. Confused and befuddled into lives worse than death until death itself releases them from their enslavement.

And here, once again, our hero finds himself. No one knows how he gets into these predicaments we so often find him in the midst of. Some say peyote, some say it was a woman that only partly destroyed his mind, some say it was aliens.

Heh.

The truth is, no one knows. It just happens. More often than could be considered coincidental but never in front of anyone.

So there, and not for the first time, amuck in estrogen up to his knees, our hero struggles manfully to escape the mire. The skeletal remains of his predecessors do not speak well of his chances.

Boot lost to the sucking goo long ago he strides forward one slow agonizing step at a time, using his hand to pull his feet out of puddled feminine wile and guile, mixed with a bit of overwhelming pride coated with feelings of inadequacy, he struggles to escape.

Looking back there are no tracks, the ooze fills them in almost as soon as he has made them. Looking forward, there is no end in sight.

Will this be the end of our hero?

Will there be further adventures?

Not if you drown him.

Much like a boy who has made a mistake and tried to make it right but is subsequently deluged by good will and wishes and attaboys, our hero could be smothered by the amount of estrogen in this thread.

Hopefully this boy can get a breath and a chance to prove himself not a doofuss.

Hopefully our hero will not succomb to weariness and will find his way out of Estrogen Swamp. He's done it before but it was a horrible journey that practically killed him more than once and did kill his favorite horse.
LOL

"Boot lost to the sucking goo long ago"
LOLOL