What food item would you NOT feed your snake?

[Seneschal]

I would never feed my snakes spaghetti,lasagna,cottage cheese,fruit loops,Mtn Dew,very small rocks,cheese wiz,ice cream,balloons,canned spam,tacos,lettuce,tobacco products,burning wood,dryer sheets,chocolate covered chicken nuggets,bandaids,notebook paper,lps spray lube,twinkies,garden tools,roofing shingles,electronics,football helmets,sharp swords,dull swords,ammunition,power tools,christmass ornamints,bowling balls,
batteries,copy machines,fire extinguishers,cat tires,truck tires,lug nuts,play dough,sillp putty,silverware,denim jean jackets,socks,old shoes,new shoes,
my leachies(Giant geckos),myself,my motorcycle,my family,drywall mud....
Im running out of things to say.

Ah-HAH! So you admit it! You WOULD feed them very large rocks, or medium sized rocks!