Symptoms?

[wilomn]

Watch the tounge flicker. If it's long and slow go to the vet, it's a sign of labored breathing and fever. If it's quick and cautious you're good.

This is incorrect, which would lead one to suspect that your poo analysis, which I have never heard before, is also suspect. I was unaware that reptiles could run a fever as well.

Rutgers you say?