So I wanted to try again when I got home and I was wrong - the nearest book to the computer wasn't a Star Wars book. However... neither of the two nearest... "A bit of Rough" and "Roughhousing" (both romance novels...) had appropriate for this forum lines...

So after them the next closest was "The Laughing Corpse" by Laurell K. Hamilton:

"Just two necromancers talking shop."