The last one to post WINS!

[TooManyToys]

Not so fast grasshopper!

Grasshoppers make great T prey

[hoax]

Whoa Whoa Whoa

Sum en cawl da laws we dun gots oer sef uh thiff.

(you gotta say it in a southern drawl or it doesnt give the same effect)

Oh yah by the way I an the new winner!!!!

[TooManyToys]

You need to work on that drawl a bit

[SecurityStacey]

You need to work on that drawl a bit

And you need to work on your draw... too slow buckaroo - I take the lead.

[fergie]

Just back from the pub, after a few hours drinking watching football (soccer to you lot), to find my baby girl (sixteen months old) screaming like somebody was sticking knives into her.

My wife , daughter and Mother in Law have now gone to the hospital under Doctors orders to make sure everythings ok. I have to stay at home because I've had a few drinks, which is perfectly understandlable, but my head is done in with worry but I'm sure everything will work out ok.

The next poster wins. My heads tortured!

[TooManyToys]

I'm sorry to hear that, hopefully everything works out OK

[fergie]

I'm sorry to hear that, hopefully everything works out OK

Thanks The wee girl is ok, she's got a viral infection but nothing a little TLC won't help cure

[TooManyToys]

That's great that it was nothing serious

[fergie]

That's great that it was nothing serious

Aye she's back to her usual crazy self again

Making me the winner!

[Earl]

What do you folks know about Ray Finkle?