OK, you asped for it! LOL!!!





There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"


















What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !






What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !






What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !






What did the naughty little diamondback say to his big sister?
"Don't be such a rattle-tail!"






What does an exhibitionistic snake wear to the beach?
A pythong.






Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snakeskin.
Snakeskin who?
Snakeskin bite, but we'd rather run away.






How can you revive a snake that looks dead?
With mouse-to-mouth resuscitation!






What do snakes put on their kitchen floors?
Rep-tiles!