A piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a drink... the bar keep says, "We don't serve rope here, buddy!" The rope walks outside and jumps and twists around until he was all frazzled and tangled up. He walks back into the bar and orders another drink. The bartender says, "Hey, ain't you that piece of rope that was just in here?" The rope replies.....
"Nope! I'm afraid not!" *frayed knot* (Cheesy drum roll please)
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