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JLC (10-30-2008),Laooda (10-30-2008),SecurityStacey (10-30-2008)
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Re: Pun and Games
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces:
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"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
-Stacey
1.0 Ball Python... Stanley (gotta start somewhere..)
0.3 Mice .... Maui, Mango and Mai Tai, aka Satan's spawn
1.0 Bunny Rabbit... William, aka Bill the Bunny, aka Bill-Bo
"Honos Habet Onus"
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Re: Pun and Games
A piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a drink... the bar keep says, "We don't serve rope here, buddy!" The rope walks outside and jumps and twists around until he was all frazzled and tangled up. He walks back into the bar and orders another drink. The bartender says, "Hey, ain't you that piece of rope that was just in here?" The rope replies.....
"Nope! I'm afraid not!" *frayed knot* (Cheesy drum roll please)
Grey Scale is a good thing...
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marmie (10-30-2008),rabernet (10-30-2008),SecurityStacey (10-30-2008)
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Re: Pun and Games
A termite walks into a bar and asks . .
Is the bar tender here?
Laurie
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Re: Pun and Games
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?
He's all right now!
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The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to rabernet For This Useful Post:
Laooda (10-30-2008),SecurityStacey (10-30-2008)
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Re: Pun and Games
Do you know the name of the guy in the water with no arms or legs?
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Bob
Christie 
Reptile Geek
Cause when push comes to shove you taste what you're made of
You might bend, till you break cause its all you can take
On your knees you look up decide you've had enough
You get mad you get strong wipe your hands shake it off
Then you Stand
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Re: Pun and Games
These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small
florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him, so the rival florist hired Hugh Mac Taggert, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to pursue them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store
saying he would be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, proving that.....
only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.
-Stacey
1.0 Ball Python... Stanley (gotta start somewhere..)
0.3 Mice .... Maui, Mango and Mai Tai, aka Satan's spawn
1.0 Bunny Rabbit... William, aka Bill the Bunny, aka Bill-Bo
"Honos Habet Onus"
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Re: Pun and Games
 Originally Posted by SecurityStacey
only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.
Ba dum dum!!!
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Re: Pun and Games
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to rabernet For This Useful Post:
SecurityStacey (10-30-2008),tigerlily (10-30-2008)
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Re: Pun and Games
And of course one for Halloween....
An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.
Christie
Reptile Geek
Cause when push comes to shove you taste what you're made of
You might bend, till you break cause its all you can take
On your knees you look up decide you've had enough
You get mad you get strong wipe your hands shake it off
Then you Stand
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marmie (10-30-2008),rabernet (10-30-2008),SecurityStacey (10-30-2008),Thor26 (10-31-2008)
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