They told me they did a smear the last time I was there. This is exactly what the receptionist (the "I dont THINK he has worms" receptionist) told me:
"Well, it doesn't look like he has any parasites. Hold on, let me go in the back and pull up his records." ... "Ok, yes. It looks like that because of the history on the snake and everything that he had last time, they took several different sections of the feces and put it under a microscope. It looks to be clean on all of them."
She went into further detail of the process, but the way she described it to me, I thought they'd gotten it figured out. It seemed to me that there was no way they could have mistaken anything by doing what she described to me. Maybe she was lying. They have done it to me in the past, and unfortunately for them I was smart enough to know it.
I'm not telling the "dolts" anything, because I am not going back there. "Not no way, not no how."
Also, I have work all day long tomorrow so I can't take him in. The vets are closed on Sunday. I have no one that is either willing, or trustworthy enough to take him for me. Can this wait until Monday, or should I ask off of work for a few hours tomorrow?