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    **WARNING** New mergers you need to know about!!

    Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes: Investment tips
    for 2008 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
    mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
    bucks.

    Watch for these consolidations in 2008.

    1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
    Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

    2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
    become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

    3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

    4. Zippo Manufactu ring, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
    and become: ZipAudiDoDa
    5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

    6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
    Fairwell Honeychild.

    7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

    8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
    Knott NOW!

    And finally

    9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
    TittyTittyBang Bang

    OH YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS one !


    Thats all for this week
    Charles B. Cardell
    www.ciderinc.com

    People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing
    it. - George Bernard Shaw

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