Ah,
The old "life sucks - lets kick that up a notch" plan - I like it.
I usually say life sucks buy a hoover and suck back.
This is all just the daddy version of banging two rocks together - and look how much fun stuff that lead to.... fire, flint tools, architecture when he sat them back down in a heap, and medicine and first aid when he caught his thumb mid bang.
dr del