My all time favorite one is one I get a lot....

"You have snakes! But...but...you look so normal! You don't look like the kind of person who has snakes!!!"

I always want to smile sweetly and say...."well true but I don't have my goat sacrificing matching sweater set on today dear"

I mean okay it's that freaky for a middle aged mother of 4 who volunteers in your library to have some snakes? It's not like I'm wandering the halls, muttering incantations with the big boa drapped over me and giving you the dang stink eye.