Out of all of them, I seriously think the strangest was hearing that solid white mice are bad. I mean... When a customer comes in, asks to have two male mice boxed up for them while they go look at fish... and then throws a HUGE fit because the mice are white when she get's them... And then explains that we're irresponsible because we sell "contaminated" mice... It just makes me... want to grab my aluminum foil helmet. Grab every item on the shelf. Examine them for hidden cameras or microphone's... Communicate only through sign language and cave paintings. And then perform interpretive dance to show my disdain for the government and all their secret spy programs and attempts to remove evil animals (such as snakes) from the homes of practicing warlocks. (as apparently only the astrange keep herps). But lucky for us... we can bypass all that, by only feeding colored mice. whew. I had to bake her a cake to thank her for all that new information I received.

EDIT: Wow... time to put the coffee cup down... no more caffeine needed today.