Oh man these are great! I needed a laugh this morning (sick).

I like the one I've heard many times where the BP gets out at night and strangles everyone in the family.

Or the old lady that told me that if you let a snake lick you you'll die from some horrid disease that gets in through your skin.

And of course, everyone has heard that snakes give you subliminal messages to twist and pervert you because it is the spawn of Satan...



That one someone mentioned about the snake not being able to open its mouth wide enough to eat anything but a pinky...that was a good one.
I also liked that one about enhancing their colors in the sun. Man, I'd better move my two pastels. Maybe they'll turn into Supers!!