All I have to say is this ...

"If I knew it was going to be that kind of party I would have stuck my dog in the mashed potatoes"

... but that's besides the point.

Why is it that some people don't know how to act in other peoples homes?

MeMes, you're more than right in this situation and your "friend" is an idiot ... yeah, that's right, I said it.

In closing I'll say this ... Jamies and Amys dog eats horse poop when they bring her over here ... should I clean up 1/2 of her doo doo afterwards? I think not.

-adam