Meme dear, I don't mean to worry you but that poor thing is a freakishly yellow and white color - not at all like regular ones. Maybe you'd best send him to me so you don't have to suffer the absolute shame of having a strange colored snake (the neighbours will talk you know!) Yes, yes I know I'm a saint to take on such a burden for you, no need to thank me.
Freakin hot snake, Meme - you lucky thing!