Kind of reminds me of the Out of Context thread.


Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm
up and it was amazing.'



Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and
I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her
mother.'

Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father.'




Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even
some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

Softball Announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think
we can expect the same thing again.'



Basketball Analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife
of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'



Soccer Commentator: 'Julian ****s is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven ****s on the field.'


Tennis Commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing
so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'