It's a superfast ball python, and it will sqiurm it's way along the slick floor after them, doncha know?
I'm sorry to hear you had to deal with idiots today. Sometimes it's just too much, and you gotta vent about it. I certainly understand.
The people with german shepards and pit bulls also get the "Your dog is gonna turn on you and kill your whole family" comments.

I'm glad to hear you do the education. That's what will help the next generation not have to deal with as many ignorant idiots.

I'm stealing the "Your ignorance is amusing." comment too. Being mildly amused by stupid people is usually a hobby of mine too.