Justin you need to pack up and move to Woodstock, Ontario, Canada. You could then live by and visity daily with the statue of Springbank Snow Countess.
http://www.roadsideattractions.ca/woodstock.htm
The whole time I lived in Woodstock I wanted to sneak up to that statue and dress it in a rather....ummmmm.....interesting clothing (I've no idea why but something about that darn big bare udder just begged for some Victoria Secret's stuff!) LOL