Howdy Folks

[wilomn]

You know what,.. you're right. I let it get to me. I never intended to get upset by any of this but after getting slammed from the left and from the right, incessantly, it just started to really irk me. I mean, first there are really bad allegations made against me and with NO proof whatsoever and everyone is buying into it. Put yourself in my shoes for just one second. I came here for friendly posting. And I am attacked viciously and false statements are made about me, about my snakes and about my company.

I apologize to everyone that I insulted back. It's not my style and I'm truly very sorry.

I know that I am still out of here so take care everyone.

Translation:

Yes, it's true. I am a big fat baby. I am a known liar but I don't want you people who don't know me to know that.

I brag too much, lie too often and then I make things up to get myself out of trouble.

I am not smart enough to get away with my shinannigans though. I keep getting caught in my own lies and duplicity.

This makes me feel bad because I don't like getting caught when I lie.

I am also VERY jealous of Wes. He is trusted and respected and looked up to even by those who don't like him. I wish oh wish oh wish I might be him, but I am not smart or honest enough to even come close.

I hope you all think I am a victim of a bully. It's one of my best SCAMS, making people feel sorry for me by acting like a big crybaby whenever anyone says things that I don't want known. Like Wes does. He keeps busting me when I lie and I don't like that. But I'm not smart enough to resist his bait. And I know I'm not smart enough. Did I say that already.

I'm really not very smart but I want everyone to think I am. That's why I make stuff up sometimes.

I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO LIKE ME.

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