Quote Originally Posted by panthercz View Post
It's like the old joke: "What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli."
Actually my son loves broccoli too!

Quote Originally Posted by Ladydragon View Post
Christie.. that is just priceless. My youngest son is just starting to do some "gold mining" but happily, for me, he asks for a napkin.
It's so gross, but so funny at the same time. I wish my son would use a tissue. The daughter does, so I still have some hope.

Quote Originally Posted by Mindibun View Post
The other day at work I was handfeeding some baby birds and a little girl came up to me and asked if she could help. I explained, "No, sorry. Birdies have two holes in their necks and if you put food in the wrong one, you could hurt them." She looked at me angrily and said, "You have two holes in your neck too, and that's gross!"

She was referring to this:



Kids really do say the darndest things. They're also really mean. LOL
It's sad that she lashed out at you, when she didn't get her way.