The other day at work I was handfeeding some baby birds and a little girl came up to me and asked if she could help. I explained, "No, sorry. Birdies have two holes in their necks and if you put food in the wrong one, you could hurt them." She looked at me angrily and said, "You have two holes in your neck too, and that's gross!"

She was referring to this:



Kids really do say the darndest things. They're also really mean. LOL