Varanus Brevicauda (a.k.a. Shorttailed Pygmy Monitor) is my dream herp. It will always be a dream too since I would have to move to Australia in order to keep it. Smallest monitor in the world......full grown adults are smaller than leopard geckos.

Here are a few pictures a keeper from Australia posted on another site for those that do not know what they look like
http://www.varanus.net/forums/file.php?2,file=1075
http://www.varanus.net/forums/file.php?2,file=1076