Even I smiled for that one.

Of course I was reading the hidden subtext from Christian's point of view.

It went something like this.

"mmmm, man meat, yeah baby, that's some tasty stuff. And it's not all stringy like the locals, these two are nice a plump. Just feel those ribs. Delicious. And that calf, oh man oh man, what a tasty morsel."

And continued thusly.

"I could take these two out with one swipe of my paw. If I hadn't just eaten that pygmy I'd be sorely tempted to sample the buffet that has just arrived. I could smell the softness of these two 40 miles away. One swipe, that's it. I wonder if I could make it look like an accident?"

If you look closely you too can see this hidden subtext.

Now, where did I put my beer and brownies?