My brother wouldn't dare.
Plus my mom believes anything I say because she knows how dumb he can get, and I'm usually pretty honest.

Sorry, I feel for ya, it's no fun when your dog gets in a fight and gets a long wait at the vet.

When I was bringing my first corn snake into the vet (which it died at a day later) the poor thing was getting worse as I waited like 30-40 minutes. I was so pissed! It's like, this thing is about to die and you make me WAIT.

Ugh. I wanted to kill him when the assistant vet got in there and said it looked fine. UM no. It did NOT look fine. :[

You should secretly unplug the computer and remove specific plugs and not have 'any idea' what happened to it, and somehow it works for you but you don't know why.