I am at a total loss here! Please help!

[Earl]

Aww he's not ugly. He's just got some issues down the line..
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All I can think of is to make it seem as if it's not an exit, maybe take some kraft paper and tape it over the glass at night. That's all I can really think of considering he doesn't push on the back end of his enclosure to get out.. right?

Yeah just the front glass.

Rbi makes one hell of a cage........i hope the bigger one helps you out! all i can think of is black latex paint on the glass.....but that should be the last resort i would say!

I just need to figure out if he needs a 2x4 or a 2x6. By Rbi do you mean reptile basics?