haha true. i patch myself cause of no insurance. but thats a topic for the quarantine room.
well you got half of it right. The alcohol part. ha.
One of the fireworks started a fire in the woods so i run full speed towards it forgetting about the pile of firewood. Big toe first straight into a solid piece of oak. Flipped me over the pile, got all scratched up.
Oh and i put the fire out.
Alcohol + fireworks = ouch.