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Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...
Chuck Norris doesn't build racks. He simply walks into the hardware store and all the lumber assembles itself out of shear terror
Chuck Norris has a large rattlesnake collection. He milks their venom, then procedes to crack an osterich egg into the glass, and drink it for breakfast.
Ralph Davis used to be the best ball python breeder around, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him into a glacier.
Last edited by Peter Williams; 06-20-2008 at 11:44 PM.
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...
When Chuck Norris walks through a reptile expo, Hes the only man that has balls, Everyone else looses them in fear.
Pieds are not genetic, Chuck norris just kicked one so hard parts of his pattern came off.
Chuck norris' snakes dont dare escaping, there too scared to leave the safety of their tub.
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...
This is the best thread ever!!! I love Chuck Norris
"Chuck Norris said "Let there be BE Lucys" ...and there was."  LOL
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...
Balls aplenty, but never enough! 0.1 pied, 1.1 het pieds, 1.0 het albino, 0.1 poss het albino, 3.0 black pastels, 2.4 pastels, 1.1 spiders, and a lot of not-so normal mommas with offspring in the incubator.
Dinker baby BP: 1.0 Cactus Jack. Dude's got circles. Grow, baby. Grow.
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...
chuck norris doesnt pop the his male's hemiphenes, they pop themselves for him!!
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...
Nice additions! Keep them coming.
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...
Chuck Norris doesn't incubate eggs; he just stares and scares the babies out of their shells.
0.1 ball python (Cleo), 0.1 surinam bcc (Carmen)
1.0 sunglow motley corn (Jenson), 1.0 albino burmese (Lourdes)
1.0 cat (Nicky), some mooses and ratters, 1.0 hubby (Rick)
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...
Snakes only go blue so they can't see chuck norris.
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...
Chuck Norris doesn't hope for good odds; he beats the BP gods into submission with his left hand.
Chuck Norris doesn't need storms for his balls to get it on. PERIOD.
Last edited by Spaniard; 06-24-2008 at 04:25 PM.
Reason: This thread is fantastical!
~*Rich
1.0 100% Het Albino
1.3 Normal
1.0 Spider
0.1 Mojave
1.0 Pastel 100% Het Goldfinger
0.1 Pastel 66% Het Goldfinger
0.1 Pastel PH Goldfinger
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